joke’s on telepaths because i am always screaming on the inside
(Source: fireandlifeincarnate, via meqabitch)
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*accidentaly vents to friend* great now i can never speak to them again
(via civilwhore)
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when you hug your straight friend but he forgets to say no homo
(Source: toocooltobehipster, via confirmance)
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*gets off the subway slowly putting my ¢99 sunglasses on and walking like i have a back problem*
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theres this chinese girl in my class who isnt very fluent in english and she asked me if i have a boyfriend and i was like “i dont. i dont like. boys” and she nodded very wisely and went “ah. cooties”
(via confirmance)
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when someone tells u that u shouldnt eat so much pasta
(Source: fxckbro, via confirmance)
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what does NASA stand for.
not another spaceship aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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